May 2013
joshsux:
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
xxthesmittenkittenxx:
random-crazy-directioners:
dont-be-normal-be-crazy:
blushmydarling:
perffume:
graceful-perfection:
This needs to get 1 million notes seriously
more.
seriously
MUST reblog this
What has this come to?
The degradation of society (morality too).
envelopefilledwithcolor:
Everyone is allowed to fuck up once in a while, or in my case once in a hour.
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
envelopefilledwithcolor:
Everyone is allowed to fuck up once in a while, or in my case once in a hour.
delberticus:
If you make fun of people trying to better themselves at the gym you’re a piece of shit.
envelopefilledwithcolor:
Everyone is allowed to fuck up once in a while, or in my case once in a hour.
Anonymous asked: You're lovely
spadesslick:
pimposaur:
reasons not to kill yourself
chicken tender
the billionth number of pi is 9
it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
sponges feel cool
highdeas.com
joe biden
the letter Q
dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
jesuschristvevo:
*shows a picture of an anime character to the plastic surgeon*
laughinggaschamber:
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
when someone hums quietly.
when my hair gets played with.
when someone whispers a story to me.
when someone traces my skin.
chloroform.
